September 2011
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People never learn until it's too late...
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Don’t Assume!…..when you assume you make an Ass out of U and ME!
– If you know the guy who originally said this….tell me. (not expecting anybody to assume the author)
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when karma comes back to punch you in the face, i wanna be there… just in case...
– (via asevs)
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4 MEN in prison cell...A RAPIST. A MURDERER. A...
Rapist: "If there was a cat here, I'd fuck it till it dies."
Murderer: "Once your done, I'd torture it to death."
Psycho: "Oh yeah! Once it's dead, I'd fuck it till I die."
The gay in the corner very softly says....
"MEOOW"
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When your parents don't realize you're still awake...
thatfunnyblog:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
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Don't make it a big deal if it doesn't have to be.
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Pick yourself up and get back in the race.
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I don't understand why people cheat. If you're not...
razzzzzberry:
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That annoying moment when you spend an hour...
razzzzzberry:
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When someone cancels plans with you and you just...
thatfunnyblog:
tehzay:
WHYYYY
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
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When people at the movies won't shut up
You just wanna be like
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
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So here's how my math class works
thatfunnyblog:
What we learn in class:
1 + 1
Homework:
-55x + 47x
Test:
39048240x^2(3454x + 84) + 8343x(x - 454)(354 - x)
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Super duper agree! Every examiner should be in our position to know how we feel for such questions.
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Hey guys, sorry I’m late, I’m afraid I got lost on the path of life.
– KAKASHI HATAKE (Naruto)
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I’m not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to unintelligent people.
– (via amonett)
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There are times I wish life was like a video game. If you do something wrong you...
– [Ms. Angel] (via baby007)
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littleliongirrrl:
‘Do boys have cliques?’
‘No, boys don’t form cliques, they’re too busy punching each other.’
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Definition: Study (verb) - The act of texting,... →
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IF YOU TEXT ME FIRST IT'S YOUR JOB TO KEEP THE...
i-truly-believe:
Source: twitter.com/#!/MyJokesBook
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52616.)Whenever I'm by myself, I over-think...
GRAMMAR JOKES ARE AWESOME:
fatregina:
The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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Like a boss
– TheLonelyIsland (via miaheatsfuckingzombies)
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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
~Mark Twain
– (via nighttimewanderings)
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Everyday I’m shuffling, except Friday, gotta get down on friday.
– (via kolbiii)